I must apologize in advance for this entry. I can only hope to explain it by saying that when one stays up all night (and I really do mean all night) writing an essay that has no tangible point and ends up being rather sub par (translation: it sucks ass, in fact I would go as far as to call it so retardedly bad that it’s funny, i’m actually embarassed to hand it in, but also embarassed to look it over and improve it), there may understandably be a certain element of bitterness and frustration involved.
The Aenied is soooo borrring. O my gawwd! Like seriously! It’s the story of a dumb rich kid who’s got it all made, and just gets yanked through the story by his ear and then the end, he’s all like wow I’m dramatic. I used to feel kinda be like awww he’s forced into doing shit by the gods how sad..but he’s just a boring asshole who gets fed life on a silver plater. Damn rich kids all got it good, doncha? I might just have to give Aeneas a knee in the ass. At least Dido had the forethought to commit suicide and get herself outta this sorry ass story, and plus suicides are pretty interesting which is more than I can say for the rest of this mess. Blah blah blah let’s found Rome! Ok! Let’s have the gods boss us around and bicker like they’re on a friggin’ soap opera! Great! What else do we need? Distinctive characters that you actually care about? Nah, just throw in a rousing battle and some bullshit journey to the underworld and then it’ll be all good! Wooo! Oh wait, we forgot to make it so we know exaclty what’s going to happen from the very beginning because the gods tell him what’s going to happen, won’t that add an element of surprise.. or boredome… or something, and then I’ll go to hell and bring Algae-airyhead with me. Yay! I’m Virgil and I rock!
Wankers.
And as a note, or addendum as it were, this is the only time ever that this page will be updated at 8:38 in the morning. It seems like I should count this as the 26th since I usually do things based on whether I’m still up, not by the date technically. I might have to do another one tonight, and then have 2 songs of the day. How freaking awesome would that be? But I might be sleeping.